What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 07:47
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What is your favourite colour and why?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.